There is no "Money for Nothing"
It turns out that Mark Knopfler was wrong. Playing your guitar is not "money for nothing." But he was right about one thing: You play the guitar on the MTV. And, if MTV has anything to say about it, you will replace the burnt-out Dire Straits vinyl albums and scratched up CDs from their new service.
Unless, of course, you want to listen to Money for Nothing on your iPod. Then the lyrics may need to be changed:
"I want my, I want my, I want my iPod, too!"
Yeah, well, I never said I could write lyrics.