The Kaptain is an InformIT web developer/software engineer. The origin of the name Kaptain is shrouded in obscurity, but it is most likely a thinly veiled insult from the other staff developers. Personality tests have classified the Kaptain as intelligent, but not as intelligent as he thinks he is, and harboring some kind of repressed anger. This anger generally manifests itself in nonsensical mutterings and bizarre pop-culture references from 1980s movies and television. Despite these obvious character flaws, the Kaptain does know the InformIT web application, and will try his best to pass that information on to you.