Choose your message for a genuine Shakespearean sonnet which expresses your feelings with tact and grace.
You're bossy, ugly and smelly, but I
still love you.
Life is short. Let's make babies.
Say you love me or I'll tell lies about
you.
You remind me of all my old
girlfriends.
You abuse me, but you know I love
it.
I think you're hideous, but I'm
desperate.
You don't deserve me, but take me
anyway.
I feel bad about leaving, but see ya
later.