How would you like to play your old (or new) vinyl records with master tape sound quality and no wear?
The ELP Laser Turntable promises the best of both worlds: analog sound reproduction with digital precision. 5 lasers are aimed at the grooves of the record to find the optimal position for near-perfect analog playback that's better than needles could ever provide. As an added bonus, the laser turntable offers CD player-like control for fast forwarding and skipping tracks. Of course since it uses a laser there's no wear, so your records will sound the same after hundreds of plays.
Have you always maintained that analog records sound better than digital CDs? Now you have a way to enjoy analog audio quality -- and keep your feet firmly planted in the 21st century. Just be ready to put your money where your mouth is. It'll cost you $9990 for the privilege of playing 33 and 45 rpm records. If you have any really old 78 rpm records, that'll cost you either $12,990 or $13,990 depending on how many sizes you need to play. (Those prices do not include import cost from Japan and local import duty and sales tax.)